Fan Fiction

Some for my writing class our home work was fan fiction. I dedcided to do a newspaper on mother goose's Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater had a wife and couldn't keep her put her in a pumpkin shell where he kept her very well. I also added Mother Goose's Old lady who lived in a shoe and Mary had a little lamb.

Enjoy!

*Vienna*

Woman Found In Pumpkin

Peter P. PumpkinEater was arrested this morning for locking
his wife, Ms. PumpkinEater in a pumpkin shell. Peter will be
pleading his case in court this Wednesday.

The PumpkinEater’s neighbor, Mary was walking in their pumpkin patch searching for her lost lamb. When she heard the voice of Ms. PumpkinEater calling out “Peter, I’m hungry.” Mary rushed to the pumpkin and peered in to see Ms.PumpkinEater.

When we asked the PumpkinEater’s neighbor, the old woman who lives in a shoe, why she didn’t report Peter she told us “I thought they got divorced long ago.” Ms. PumpkinEater’s exact words were “Peter is a cold-hearted, ill-manered, selfish, JERK. He locked me in the pumpkin so he could have the pumpkins all to him self. All he fed me was canned peas. I never want to see that pumpkin eater again ever!”

Peter will be pleading his case in court this Wednesday, claiming he had no choice, he had to protect his pumpkins, keeping her away, for it was all he ate.
Well one thing is for sure Peter will be having a hard time in jail because they certainly don’t serve pumpkins in there.